I have had a few and am writing as I'm watching so sorry is I say things that may not make sence, but if you watch it soon before or after reading this then I'm sure it will be fine. Tonight I will be doing Children of the Corn: Genesis. I am a very big Children of the Corn fan from the short story by Stephen King, first published in the March 1977 issue of Penthouse to the big screen. I will say that Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest really didn't fit in and Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering & Children of the Corn: Revelation, I'm not the biggest fan of compared to the first Children of the Corn and Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice. Anyway this is about Children of the Corn: Genesis, released in 2011, directed by Joel Soisson, and stars Billy Drago and Duane Whitaker.
Here we go. Starting off 20 miles from Gatlin, Nabraska in 1973... A young man comes home from war fing kids playing with corn... No sigh of his mom or dad, or his girlfriend. Finds his family one by one killed by corn. Guy having believable flash backs entill falling threw a window and taken to the fields. That's a pretty good opening. credits creepy. two people sitting in the middle of the road, explaining how they are stranded and they go for a walk. I like kinda too cut to the chase, but I like. Billy Drago as the Preacher is a good casting call. He is very good for this role. Oh yeah Helen take it off slow. I want a chicken hangin out while I eat. I know this is stupid, but I am not a fan of Tim Rock's face. The coming inside joke got a slight chuckle. 30 minutes into this and it's more like a "We god fearing country folk are gonna rape and eat you" kin of movie. The dream sequence was nice, but 50 min into it and it barley has anything to do with Children of the Corn. It get's into the real meat of it as soon as Preacher says the man that I love to here, "He who walks behind the rows". As a whole, they could have token out all the Children of the corn themes, and it could have been a perfectly fine "country folk keep the kid with powers in the shed" kind of movie. I do love the kid playing with the cars scene. And the ending did help with another installment of the series. I give it a 5 out 10. As A Children of the Corn film, I give it a 2 out of 10. And will say at least Urban Harvest had something more to do with the basics then this did.
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
Monday, October 22, 2012
Creature
Creature is a 2011 American horror film, based on a screenplay written by Fred M. Andrews and Tracy Morse. The film is set in the Louisiana Bayou(A place I would love to visit), where a group of friends discover a local legend and are in a fight for their survival. It even has an actor that I enjoy getting work known as Aaron Hill in it. In its first weekend in the USA, Creature earned only $327,000 from 1507 venues. It was the lowest grossing first weekend ever for a film appearing on over 1500 screens, and the second worst per location average ever. Alot of people seem not to like this movie and I will be writing this review while watching it for the first time. I have had a few and am writing as I'm watching so sorry is I say things that may not make since, but if you watch it soon before or after reading this then I'm sure it will be fine..... Here we go.
Alright naked bitch... best way to start a movie, jk. Seems like its a basic bunch of teens or collage kids get lost, stop at a store, then attacked. The Sound Department team and Camera and Electrical Department team did grate for this being a B-movie. I guess I'm just still kinda used to them campy 90's b-movies. It starts off not too creepy seems pretty honest for a movie like this. The back story and how it was told was pretty well, but Grimley mutating into part Alligator because of eating humans and being insane is just dumb and makes no damn sence. Get out the wata crazy boy! Almost get eatin for a half bag of.... damn! dude looses a hand and dies. This movie plus my drinking is kinda start to tap into the reptile in me. Ha ha dude starts freakin out over spiders. Way to over react Oscar. I would love to have a house that looks like that on the outside and exect for maybe 1 room look like exact oposit on the inside. The man drink as a mother fucker runnin out their fallin over chairs and shit. That drunk mother fuckers dead now... dumb ass. Yeah... take them pants off... and shes asleep. DAMN! dude sraight cut that pore snake's head off. Aaawwww Niles and Emily are cute together, I hope they make it. Oscar & Karen are nasty... put kinda hot. HA it get it all now... kinda wired and a bit pregadest, but yeah makes sence. Exept for the monster part! Lol dudes name is Chopper and he just chopped his daughter's foot off.... I'm confused again, is her foot a sacrifice of somesort? Apparently she is. Oh shit is the monsta gonna fuck her? Damn! Niles went gorilla on a nigga. And Randys dead... I thought the creature was fuckin Karen. Niles most have been great in the Navy. Fuck is their a grasshopper in her mouth for? Ok hour and like 19 minutes into this now... kinda confused about all of this now. What's with what happened to Karen? How does that help any of this? So like still very very confused. Surprising ended, I defiantly didn't think those two would be alive after the mud part. As for the ending? Huh? I guess they gotta do the whole their could be more to it and all, but that ending sucked. As for a movie I give it a 4 out of 10.
Alright naked bitch... best way to start a movie, jk. Seems like its a basic bunch of teens or collage kids get lost, stop at a store, then attacked. The Sound Department team and Camera and Electrical Department team did grate for this being a B-movie. I guess I'm just still kinda used to them campy 90's b-movies. It starts off not too creepy seems pretty honest for a movie like this. The back story and how it was told was pretty well, but Grimley mutating into part Alligator because of eating humans and being insane is just dumb and makes no damn sence. Get out the wata crazy boy! Almost get eatin for a half bag of.... damn! dude looses a hand and dies. This movie plus my drinking is kinda start to tap into the reptile in me. Ha ha dude starts freakin out over spiders. Way to over react Oscar. I would love to have a house that looks like that on the outside and exect for maybe 1 room look like exact oposit on the inside. The man drink as a mother fucker runnin out their fallin over chairs and shit. That drunk mother fuckers dead now... dumb ass. Yeah... take them pants off... and shes asleep. DAMN! dude sraight cut that pore snake's head off. Aaawwww Niles and Emily are cute together, I hope they make it. Oscar & Karen are nasty... put kinda hot. HA it get it all now... kinda wired and a bit pregadest, but yeah makes sence. Exept for the monster part! Lol dudes name is Chopper and he just chopped his daughter's foot off.... I'm confused again, is her foot a sacrifice of somesort? Apparently she is. Oh shit is the monsta gonna fuck her? Damn! Niles went gorilla on a nigga. And Randys dead... I thought the creature was fuckin Karen. Niles most have been great in the Navy. Fuck is their a grasshopper in her mouth for? Ok hour and like 19 minutes into this now... kinda confused about all of this now. What's with what happened to Karen? How does that help any of this? So like still very very confused. Surprising ended, I defiantly didn't think those two would be alive after the mud part. As for the ending? Huh? I guess they gotta do the whole their could be more to it and all, but that ending sucked. As for a movie I give it a 4 out of 10.
Sunday, October 21, 2012
South Park Spook-Tacular
I started this Scary Movie Marathon with a mixed drink known as Beetlejuice and the first feature is South Park Spook-Tacular!
Here we have 7 of the scariest episodes from first to the eleventh seasons of the ground braking series South Park. First we have the seventh episode of season one, "Pinkeye". The MIR Space Station crashes on top of Kenny the day before Halloween. A fluke accident involving Worcestershire sauce at the morgue turns Kenny into a zombie, causing most of the town to eventually turn into zombies as well. I am a very big fan of Kenny and this was one of Kenny's best of the first season. This episode also has a Halloween themed opening that sets the mood nicely. Cartman's racism hits the first new low in this episode. Cartman's racism hits one of his first lows in this episode as he falls in love with Hitler, then is dressed as a "ghost". I miss the midget in bikini and the Mrs. Crabtree gags. "Pinkeye" included the first appearance of Principal Victoria, the principal of South Park Elementary. Her appearance is based on Comedy Central executive Debbie Liebling, who served as a South Park producer at the time of the episode's broadcast. Kenny is turned into a zombie after a mortician accidentally knocks Worcestershire sauce, a fermented liquid condiment, into his embalming fluid. Parker and Stone originally planned to have a Dr Pepper fall into the embalming fluid (in a belated response to that product's slogan "Dr Pepper, What's the Worst That Could Happen?"), but it was changed after the soft drink company objected to that use of their product. And of course this episode features a parody of the Michael Jackson song "Thriller", as well as the music video.
Next is Spookyfish, the fifteenth episode of Season Two. Complete with "Spooky vision" (in response to Streisand's reception to the season one episode "Mecha-Streisand"). Aunt Flo comes to stay, but her goldfish she bought for Stan Marsh turns out to be evil. I love how Stan's mother is diligent in cleaning up all of the killings because she thinks Stan killed them.
The third installment is Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery, the tenth episode of Season Three. It's Halloween and Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny dig up Kyle's dead grandma to scare the 5th Graders(5th Grader Leader, later known as 6th Grader Leader and one of his two 5th grader goons). Korn comes to town and a mystery involving pirate ghosts begins. My favorite part of this Episode is the parade between Korn and Scooby-Do. I also extremely like the end of this episode. Kenny, despite his bipedal robot war machine "costume", fails to win the costume contest and loses to Wendy Testaburger in her recycled Chewbacca costume from Pinkeye. Soon after his loss lowers the arms of his walker machine in disappointment at losing showing how sad he was that he didn't win.
The Fourth installment of this is "Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes". The ninth episode of the eighth season. In order to save South Park, Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding Wall-Mart superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back. Its title and theme were inspired by the 1983 Disney movie Something Wicked This Way Comes based on the 1962 novel by Ray Bradbury. Out of the eight Season of South Park, this one wasn't my fave, but this special it's about what I like, it's about South Park's spookiest episodes.
Now it is an episode that scared me a little, is the eleventh episode of Season Nine, "Ginger Kids". Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden onset of Gingervitus. Sick and tired of being ridiculed for his red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all the ginger kids everywhere to fight against discrimination and rise up and become the master race they are intended to be. Just so creepy that with the fact that they are very simaler to the kids from the village of the damned combined with Nazi-esque thoughts, we could have to deal with this in real life. Gingers are creepy and need to stay ware they belong.... Hell.... wait no, I've got a vacation spot their.... Gingers don't go their. But the end of this episode when Kyle tells Cartman the truth, is vary funny.
Next is "Hell on Earth 2006", the eleventh episode of Season Ten. Satan is throwing the biggest Halloween costume party ever and no one will be admitted without a wristband. Satan is busy checking the R.S.V.P. list and deciding what costume to wear to the big event. Every detail must be perfect for the prince of darkness. But even Satan can't foresee everything. Meanwhile, Butters summons Biggie Smalls. I enjoy the relationship between Butters and Biggie and the Diddy gag. Still don't understand the Cathlics wanting into the party though.
The final episode is "Night of the Living Homeless", the seventh episode of Season Eleven. An increasing amount of Homeless people in South Park worries it's residents, and the boys decide to solve the problem on their own. It parodies various zombie movies, in particular George A. Romero's Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead (including its remake), Day of the Dead and Land of the Dead, plus Return of the Living Dead (the homeless repeatedly call "change" instead of "brains"). The gag that Kyle likes homeless skateboard jumping when he doesn't is my favorite gag in this episode, mainly because I do it to people all the time. I vary much enjoyed the modified version of 2Pac and Dr. Dre's "California Love".
It has been awhile since I've seen these episodes and it's nice to go back and look at some of my favorite. Well their you go.
Here we have 7 of the scariest episodes from first to the eleventh seasons of the ground braking series South Park. First we have the seventh episode of season one, "Pinkeye". The MIR Space Station crashes on top of Kenny the day before Halloween. A fluke accident involving Worcestershire sauce at the morgue turns Kenny into a zombie, causing most of the town to eventually turn into zombies as well. I am a very big fan of Kenny and this was one of Kenny's best of the first season. This episode also has a Halloween themed opening that sets the mood nicely. Cartman's racism hits the first new low in this episode. Cartman's racism hits one of his first lows in this episode as he falls in love with Hitler, then is dressed as a "ghost". I miss the midget in bikini and the Mrs. Crabtree gags. "Pinkeye" included the first appearance of Principal Victoria, the principal of South Park Elementary. Her appearance is based on Comedy Central executive Debbie Liebling, who served as a South Park producer at the time of the episode's broadcast. Kenny is turned into a zombie after a mortician accidentally knocks Worcestershire sauce, a fermented liquid condiment, into his embalming fluid. Parker and Stone originally planned to have a Dr Pepper fall into the embalming fluid (in a belated response to that product's slogan "Dr Pepper, What's the Worst That Could Happen?"), but it was changed after the soft drink company objected to that use of their product. And of course this episode features a parody of the Michael Jackson song "Thriller", as well as the music video.
Next is Spookyfish, the fifteenth episode of Season Two. Complete with "Spooky vision" (in response to Streisand's reception to the season one episode "Mecha-Streisand"). Aunt Flo comes to stay, but her goldfish she bought for Stan Marsh turns out to be evil. I love how Stan's mother is diligent in cleaning up all of the killings because she thinks Stan killed them.
The third installment is Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery, the tenth episode of Season Three. It's Halloween and Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny dig up Kyle's dead grandma to scare the 5th Graders(5th Grader Leader, later known as 6th Grader Leader and one of his two 5th grader goons). Korn comes to town and a mystery involving pirate ghosts begins. My favorite part of this Episode is the parade between Korn and Scooby-Do. I also extremely like the end of this episode. Kenny, despite his bipedal robot war machine "costume", fails to win the costume contest and loses to Wendy Testaburger in her recycled Chewbacca costume from Pinkeye. Soon after his loss lowers the arms of his walker machine in disappointment at losing showing how sad he was that he didn't win.
The Fourth installment of this is "Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes". The ninth episode of the eighth season. In order to save South Park, Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding Wall-Mart superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back. Its title and theme were inspired by the 1983 Disney movie Something Wicked This Way Comes based on the 1962 novel by Ray Bradbury. Out of the eight Season of South Park, this one wasn't my fave, but this special it's about what I like, it's about South Park's spookiest episodes.
Now it is an episode that scared me a little, is the eleventh episode of Season Nine, "Ginger Kids". Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden onset of Gingervitus. Sick and tired of being ridiculed for his red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all the ginger kids everywhere to fight against discrimination and rise up and become the master race they are intended to be. Just so creepy that with the fact that they are very simaler to the kids from the village of the damned combined with Nazi-esque thoughts, we could have to deal with this in real life. Gingers are creepy and need to stay ware they belong.... Hell.... wait no, I've got a vacation spot their.... Gingers don't go their. But the end of this episode when Kyle tells Cartman the truth, is vary funny.
Next is "Hell on Earth 2006", the eleventh episode of Season Ten. Satan is throwing the biggest Halloween costume party ever and no one will be admitted without a wristband. Satan is busy checking the R.S.V.P. list and deciding what costume to wear to the big event. Every detail must be perfect for the prince of darkness. But even Satan can't foresee everything. Meanwhile, Butters summons Biggie Smalls. I enjoy the relationship between Butters and Biggie and the Diddy gag. Still don't understand the Cathlics wanting into the party though.
The final episode is "Night of the Living Homeless", the seventh episode of Season Eleven. An increasing amount of Homeless people in South Park worries it's residents, and the boys decide to solve the problem on their own. It parodies various zombie movies, in particular George A. Romero's Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead (including its remake), Day of the Dead and Land of the Dead, plus Return of the Living Dead (the homeless repeatedly call "change" instead of "brains"). The gag that Kyle likes homeless skateboard jumping when he doesn't is my favorite gag in this episode, mainly because I do it to people all the time. I vary much enjoyed the modified version of 2Pac and Dr. Dre's "California Love".
It has been awhile since I've seen these episodes and it's nice to go back and look at some of my favorite. Well their you go.
3rd annual Scary Movie Marathon
I usually have my Scary Movie Marathon on Halloween or closer to it, but because of my schedule and possible plains for Halloween, so I'm having it tonight and starting tonight and every night till the 27th I will be posting my thoughts of this year's Scary Movie Marathon features.
Club 319
I was suposed to post this like 4 or 6 weeks ago so my bad but here you go.
So the other night me and a couple of cool guys I work with to Club 319. I thought the name of the place was funny because Detroit is at least 467 miles from where I live. This place is bar to the right and slots to the left as soon as you go into it. So I gambled $5 on the slots, and I ended up with $4.55. That's ok for me. I'm a 50 50 "luck" when it comes to slots. We had fun, I hope they did too. I ran into a couple of other people that I work with. They had a pool table. Good thing I was playing doubles, because I either suck or am straight shit when it comes to billiards. Thar drinks where priced great for me.
So the other night me and a couple of cool guys I work with to Club 319. I thought the name of the place was funny because Detroit is at least 467 miles from where I live. This place is bar to the right and slots to the left as soon as you go into it. So I gambled $5 on the slots, and I ended up with $4.55. That's ok for me. I'm a 50 50 "luck" when it comes to slots. We had fun, I hope they did too. I ran into a couple of other people that I work with. They had a pool table. Good thing I was playing doubles, because I either suck or am straight shit when it comes to billiards. Thar drinks where priced great for me.
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
Right Now
So My wine project is going well, I will be get my license somewhat soon then maybe getting a motorcycle license. My DVD collection has hit 500... that's not that much, but hay it's more then the average guy lol I am loosing weight, working on my fighting styles (At the moment mostly just boxing). I have neglected my card tricks since I have posted, but I will get back into them soon. talk to u niggas later. PS fuck a snap back, I stop wearing those when I was 13!
Sheila' Kitchen
A few months ago I disided to go to Sheila' Kitchen. I have lost the actual post that I was going to do on this, but I found the notes that I took while I was there(Unedited).
Wing Ding ware crisp and juice, but a couple where cold at the same time.... IDK how to react to that.
Great for the old people
Brick dinner look in the inside
Cheep unseasoned steak. Great mashed potatoes and gravy
Total was $18
As a whole the experience was not as well as I hoped it would be.
I don't recommend the T-Bone steak
I ordered the Chicken wing dings, t-bone with mashed potatoes and green beans
small older style building
a good place to bring a small family to after church if you don't care enough to bring them to a nice place.
Waitresses ware nice and a couple looked good.
Wing Ding ware crisp and juice, but a couple where cold at the same time.... IDK how to react to that.
Great for the old people
Brick dinner look in the inside
Cheep unseasoned steak. Great mashed potatoes and gravy
Total was $18
As a whole the experience was not as well as I hoped it would be.
I don't recommend the T-Bone steak
I ordered the Chicken wing dings, t-bone with mashed potatoes and green beans
small older style building
a good place to bring a small family to after church if you don't care enough to bring them to a nice place.
Waitresses ware nice and a couple looked good.
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